Two weeks ago, after sending back a pair of shoes to 6pm because they were fugly upon arrival, I ordered up these
Geox booties from Yoox. Yum.
Yesterday, I went onto yoox.com to see where the aitch ee double hockey sticks they were because a girl needs her new shoes. And this is what I found:
Next Scheduled Event: Monday,10/06/2014 by 10:00 A.M.
| Location | Date | Local Time | Activity |
|---|
| East Boston, MA, United States | 10/04/2014 | 7:10 A.M. | Departure Scan |
| 10/04/2014 | 6:19 A.M. | Arrival Scan |
| Louisville, KY, United States | 10/04/2014 | 4:19 A.M. | Departure Scan |
| 10/04/2014 | 12:39 A.M. | Import Scan |
| Louisville, KY, United States | 10/03/2014 | 5:02 A.M. | Warehouse Scan |
| 10/03/2014 | 12:57 A.M. | Your package will be held at a warehouse until it is released by the clearance agency. / Your package was released by the clearing agency. |
| 10/03/2014 | 12:57 A.M. | Your package was released by the clearing agency. |
| Louisville, KY, United States | 10/03/2014 | 12:50 A.M. | Import Scan |
| Louisville, KY, United States | 10/02/2014 | 11:41 A.M. | Import Scan |
| 10/02/2014 | 1:43 A.M. | Your package will be held at a warehouse until it is released by the clearance agency. |
| 10/02/2014 | 12:09 A.M. | Arrival Scan |
| Koeln, Germany | 10/01/2014 | 8:54 P.M. | Departure Scan |
| Koeln, Germany | 09/30/2014 | 3:52 P.M. | Arrival Scan |
| Nurnberg, Germany | 09/30/2014 | 9:41 A.M. | Departure Scan |
| 09/30/2014 | 9:30 A.M. | Arrival Scan |
| Milano, Italy | 09/29/2014 | 9:00 P.M. | Departure Scan |
| 09/29/2014 | 1:52 P.M. | Export Scan |
| 09/29/2014 | 1:50 P.M. | Warehouse Scan |
| 09/29/2014 | 9:54 A.M. | Your package is at the clearing agency awaiting final release. / Your package was released by the clearing agency. |
| 09/29/2014 | 6:55 A.M. | Your package is at the clearing agency awaiting final release. |
| Milano, Italy | 09/27/2014 | 7:00 A.M. | Arrival Scan |
| Bologna, Italy | 09/27/2014 | 4:00 A.M. | Departure Scan |
| Bologna, Italy | 09/26/2014 | 8:04 P.M. | Arrival Scan |
| Bentivoglio, Italy | 09/26/2014 | 7:50 P.M. | Departure Scan |
| 09/26/2014 | 6:49 P.M. | Location Scan |
| Italy | 09/26/2014 | 1:01 P.M. | Order Processed: Ready for UPS
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The enviable passport of my new kicks. What do I need to do to offset the carbon footprint of these babies?
Swim instead of fly, the next time you visit Europe?
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